[9] Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons, because you are crunchy and taste good with ketchup. [10] Everybody is somebody else's weirdo. [11] Never argue with an idiot. They drag you down to their level and beat you with experience. [12] Don't be irreplaceable--if you can't be replaced, you can't be promoted. [13] Eat one live frog the first thing in the morning and nothing worse will happen to you for the rest of the day. [14] Everything can be filed under miscellaneous. [15] You are always doing something marginal when the boss drops by your desk. [16] When confronted by a difficult problem you can solve it more easily by reducing it to the question "how would adventure star Indiana Jones handle this?" [17] I don't have an attitude problem. you have a perception problem. 不要插手凶龙恶兽的事,因为你是松脆的,而被涂上番茄酱后味道好极了。 每个人在别人眼中都是怪物。 千万别和白痴争论。他们会把你拉低到和他们同等的水平,再用经验击败你。 切勿成为不可替代的人--如果没人能取代你,你便无法得到提升。 如果早晨第一件事就是吃一只活青蛙,那么余下的一天便不会有更糟的事发生了。 每件东西都可归入杂项。 老板偶然来到你的办公桌时,你总是在做一些无关紧要的事。 碰到难题时,把它简化成这样一个问题——“惊险片明星印第安那·琼斯会怎样处理?”--你就能比较容易地解决它了。 不是我的态度有问题,而是你的感觉有问题。
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